Classic Sonic

Classic Sonic is a member of The M-san Bunch. He is the equally swell twin brother of Sonic the Dildohog, who's in The Barney Bunch. But, he has an army full of Classic Sonic fanboys/fangirls at his disposal, who are easily manipulated. Some of his most infamous and rabid fanboys include AKnotHoleResident and MariotehPlumber.