Johnny Thunder

Johnny Thunder, otherwise known as Sam Grant or Joe Freeman, (born January 19, 1958) is a member of the M-san Bunch and the curator of the M-san Bunch Museum. He had joined the MsB not only because he was looking for a way to reinvent himself after his LEGO theme, The Adventurers, has been discontinued, but also because he wanted to get his revenge on LEGO for messing up his character design in LEGO Universe. He serves as the archaeologist, and it is his job to find and recover rare and powerful ancient artifacts before enemies such as feminists, misandrists, and homophobes get to them first and use them to fulfil their evil ambitions (for example, Arachne might use the artifacts to restore her powers and destroy the M-san Bunch, Danny Cat might use them to turn Drew Pickles heterosexual and destroy the Barney Bunch, and Pube Muppet might use them to receive satisfaction); essentially, he is the M-san Bunch's equivalent to Indiana Jones. He is also skilled at using most types of firearms (sniper rifles and revolvers are his speciality) and has saved the lives of several MSB members with his expert marksmanship; he has even prevented Maid Marian from killing OVA Belldandy by shooting her in the head with his sniper rifle. He is also pretty good at handling knives, machetes, and whips, but he mains at using guns.

He is also a bisexual pimp, and has had great success with Miss C, Bi-Allah, Spirit, the original Belldandy, Ultear Milkovich, Pinkie Pie, and Wally Bear. However, he has no shortage of business rivals, most of which have greater success than him. He is also a well-known movie star in the MsB, and his most popular film, Johnny Thunder and the Golden Dildo (which is part-action movie, part-gay porno), has reached #1 in the Drewland Movie Charts in 2007. Additionally, he is also a popular comedian.

He is also very good friends with Sniper of the Barney Bunch, since they are both Australian gunmen.