Pinkie Pie



Pinkamena Diane Pie, better known as 'Pinkie Pie', (b. Jan. 17, 1996) is apparently a member of the M-san Bunch. You see, she loves philanthropy and hate misanthropy. But when she found out that she could have sex with only females and treat males like shit, she abandoned The Betty Bunch and looked for a group with open arms when it comes to equality. When Rainbow Dash tried to stop her and even lie about the M-san Bunch, Pinkie had chosen "The Philandry Bunch" over "The Misandry Bunch". She also took Dash's skull as a reminder of what misandry is, and handed the rest of her remains to Haunter for cremation. She also got Fluttershy's body cremated after Fluttershy's death, since scatophiliacs' numbers came up rather quickly for her than most fetishists. She also has two sisters, along with a retarded cousin. She has no mates other than Discord and Spirit, even though she's secretly bisexual.

Her Weird-Ass Fetish and Secret
She was once obsessed with her periods (in the Betty Bunch days), because she could lick it up via performing auto-cunnilingus (she also has a fetish for period blood). She was crying after she was spayed, because she enjoyed drinking her period. But, she now reaches orgasm much faster, which evens out her vomit-inducing fetish.

Her Daughter's History


Derpy Pie is a result of lesbian incest, when her mother (who's an incest-crazed carpet-munching pedophile) raped Pinkie Pie with a "yogurt slinging" dildo, which unknown to them caused Pinkie to experience teenage pregnancy. Around the early 2010s, Derpy Pie of The Creepy R3T@RDED Kid Club was born. Thus, Pinkie Pie had experienced lactation, and has manipulated her B-cup equine breasts to keep on lactating for her sugar daddy. Therefore, Pinkie Pie is the first member to lactate via pregnancy of all M-san Bunch members, and also the first equine to lactate. Luckily, her baby weight was reduced to the healthy state that's she's now in. But, Rain is really jealous of her lactating equine breasts.