Marth

Marth is a member of The M-san Bunch. He is easily mistaken as a woman, even by The Barney Bunch (Beavis called him a talking beaver, due to his feminine structure.)! However, little did they know that Marth was one of the best SSBM and SSBB characters! His main friends are AssKicker77, M-san, and Roy. Like Ray, Marth gets his "dildis" lubricated and/or used up by Katt once in a while. Little does she know that he coats his dildis in Tabasco sauce, because they mean everything to him. Sometimes, his sword is used as a dildo, which also gets coated in Tabasco sauce. Later, it was revealed that his goal was to become the most homosexual swordsman in The M-san Bunch.