Arachne



Arachne (pronounced are-ack-knee) is a major enemy of the M-san Bunch. She is the founder and leader of Arachnophobia, a feminazi anti-men's rights terrorist group which has even less philandry than the Betty Bunch, which is saying a lot. In fact, Arachne hates men so much, she wants them all to die or become slaves to women, which is the reason why she founded Arachnophobia in the first place. She also hates heterosexual women and considers them "traitors to womankind" because they love men. So far, her group was responsible for the deaths of over 4,000 Men's Rights Activist's and the explosions at 50 Men's Rights conventions. She is also known as a lesbian witch with a fetish for spiders. But since spiders can be very small, she assumes that all of them are females. She is also a master of black magic, and has many powerful spells and weapons at her disposal, making her a most formidable opponent. Her neck's muscles are the strongest in her body, to the point that swords won't penetrate them, thus making it impossible to decapitate her. However, most of the other muscles in the body are just slightly less muscular, thus making her more vulnerable to strikes to the head, torso, and limbs, but even then, her body can heal at an amazingly fast rate, and she can even survive injuries that would kill a normal person (i.e. headshots). She can also lactate, but her capacity is extremely low.

She is also the daughter of the dark wizard Lord Voldemort (who is a member of the Barney Bunch and an important M-san Bunch ally), but she had resented and disowned him because he never loved her and treated her like shit. Because of this, Arachne grew up to hate men.

Eventually, on January 16, 2014, Arachne was defeated by the combined forces of the Barney, M-san, and Nonsexist Bunches, led by AssKicker77, M-san, and Drew Pickles, and her misandric organization was destroyed beyond recovery. However, she's not dead, and currently plotting her revenge. Luckily, her black magic was watered down by an important sacrificial warrior of honor, who has had many surprising abilities. To make up for this huge "nerf", she now tries to main at physical combat, which isn't her favorite style of fighting. However, did her black magic fuel her immortality?