Millie Tant

Millie Tant (a pun on "militant") is an enemy of the M-san Bunch, and the biggest idiot of a feminist the MsB ever had the misfortune to encounter. She is a very ignorant, arrogant, unattractive, and misandric militant feminist who claims to be a champion of women's rights and believes that all men are "evil, misogynistic rapists" who exist only to "oppress and deflower vulnerable females", which, of course, is a slanderous lie used to shame men and those who support them. In fact, she hates men so much, that she rants, raises her fist in the air, and foams at the mouth at a mere mention of the word "men", as well as any other word associated with the male gender; she even refuses to use the word "women" simply because it has the word "men" in it and instead uses the term "wimmin". She often refers to men as "phallocrats", "priapic pigs", "potential rapists", or simply "rapists", referring to other women as "fellow lesbians" or "flawless ladies", even if they're clearly heterosexual. She often complains that various phenomena are actually metaphors for the suppression of women; for example, she believes that fireworks are actually "big exploding penises" that "skewer and rape the virgin female sky". She also refuses to build snowmen and builds "snow-black-lesbian-wheelchair-bound-rape-victims" instead; she even accuses other women of being homophobes when they mention the terms "straight flush" or "straight to the point". To add insult to injury, she even denies misandry's existence, claiming it to be an "myth fabricated by the oppressive patriarchy to shame women". Unsurprisingly, she always gets her just desserts in the end, often in the form of a violent and bloody death (e.g., being decapitated by AssKicker, having her brains (or rather, the empty space where her brain should be) blown out by Johnny Thunder, being burned alive by Makoto Shishio, being smacked to death by Drew Pickles, skull-fucked by the Sheriff, sliced-n-diced by First Herr's Jishin 1.1, etc.). Somehow, she always seems to respawn with less "intelligence" and attempts to verbally strike down men, boys, The Nonsexist Bunch (they have her on the blacklist and plan on having her on there permanently), and the M-san Bunch. But no matter what happens, she always fails miserably and dies in the process; essentially, she is the feminist version of Pube Muppet/Rito Revolto/Wile E. Coyote/Kenny McCormick. Her overbearing stupidity is also what prevented her from being a member/ally of Arachnophobia.