Derpy Pie



Derpy Pie is a member of The Creepy R3T@RDED Kid Club. She was born from lesbian incest, and her mother wanted her existence to be unknown among The Betty Bunch and The Kunoichi Bunch. She is under 5 years old, but is already potty-trained, despite being mentally challenged. She loves watching "The Paint Dry Channel", because she consumes one gallon of lead-based paint every day. Her breath is also the worst of all CRK Club members, and is why she's in a mental asylum. She finds entertainment out of wearing a straightjacket, however (and usually escapes her padded cell). She also teases OVA Skuld about being a pedophile and zoophiliac.