Bi-Blast



"Bi-Blast", better known as "The Bisexual Blastoise", is a member of The M-san Bunch. He is the world's most bisexual Pokémon in the universe. His cannons can be used as dildos, although he'd generally allow other males (with his über beautiful wife being the ONLY exception) to use them. What comes out of his cannons is said to be a mystery to everyone... Thankfully, his muscle mass was calculated by ripped-saurian of deviantART, and it turns out that water-bending is possible! Some of his mates include, but are not limited to, Miss C (his wife), The Charizard Duo, Parasect (former), Drew Pickles, Spirit, Rain, and even Panty of the Nega-Fergo Bunch!

Penis size: 999 centillion miles long

Sperm capacity: 999 centilltion gallons of sperm

Theme: Fairuzons- SS Anne

Bi-Blast's Thoughts on the Lactation Epidemic
When he started to take note that male M-san Bunch members were beginning to lactate, he was shocked at how many males were inducing lactation. This was the case, since he prefers men who do not lactate. He says that lactation is just another way to spice up a sex life, although there are many others who respect the “spice”. He doesn’t hate lactation; he’s just aware of the induced lactation epidemic going on. He still loves Seductive Lucario, who loves him very much.

Jan. 11, 2014 Update
He seems to have surprised the M-san Bunch once again by manipulating his B-cup pecs-like breasts to "lactate" water rich in calcium, with some help from his water-bending skills. He now sees why lactation is time-consuming, but worth the appeal (First Herr has yet to catch up!)! Parasect is now shied away by this, because he is lactose intolerant. Ironically, the "lactated" water does not have lactose, just like his wife's lactated milk! He also enjoys self-suckling/self-nursing/self-breastfeeding and auto-fellatio.