Kirby



Kirby is a member of The Creepy R3T@RDED Kid Club. For about 21 years, this little pink thing has been selling his body to gay men for money. He specializes at fellatio and auto-fellatio, which isn't too surprising. He uses his hammer to beat up homophobes that are M-san Bunch enemies. He also uses said hammer as a dildo. He is the curviest faggot among the CRK Club, since he's a sphere with with weird-ass limbs. His porn star name is "Pink Head" when he's the pitcher, because his 1 mile long cock remains purple when fully erect (when he's the catcher, it's "Big Blow"). He wants Waddle Dee to join, but he would prefer being a member of The Barney Bunch. He likes to rape King Dedede of The Barney Bunch. His best butt buddies are The Bisexual Blastoise, Robin Hood, Waddle Dee, and King Dedede. Meta Knight does not count, since he is training for the M-san Bunch.