Parasect



Parasect is a member of The Creepy R3T@RDED Kid Club, but a former member of the M-san Bunch. He is the gayest pot-head in the Pokémon universe. He gives Creepy Retarded Kid "the goods" whenever requested, and apparently holds onto recipes for medicine that his family has passed down for generations. His former goal was to restore M-san's GI system to a perfect condition, but he now works as a manager in the Pokémon Bank ran by Alakazam. On Jan. 11, 2014, he turned out to be lactose intolerant, so he left the M-san Bunch and is now an exclusive member of The Creepy R3T@RDED Kid Club. Oddly, Creepy Retarded Kid had done this as well; is this just a coincidence?