Salem



Salem is a member of The Barney Bunch and M-san Bunch. He is a very gay cat, who used to be a very powerful warlock that liked to rape men who came near him. He was turned into a cat by the homophobic witch's counsel as a punishment for raping all of the male warlocks. He hates Sabrina, as well as Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda because he hates girls, and he forced all three of them to join The Betty/Fergo Bunch. He's best butt buddies with Wallace and Gromit and Slippy Toad. However, he's now attempting to be a loyal member of the M-san and Barney Bunches. Despite the stressful shit that Salem gets into, he is the voice of reason for said groups. He can't look into a horse's "rear", because he thinks about his ex-boyfriend Spirit, who has the sweetest ass among stallions.

A new year, an extra chance.
On Jan. 2, 2014, he rejoined the M-san Bunch, even though Scheherazade is still among the Bunch. His mates there include the Bisexual Blastoise/Charizard, Spirit (sometimes), Snicklefritz, Danny Dingo, and Fox McCloud. Danny Dingo's 'bust' has had even more use ever since. Salem is still an active Barney Bunch member, due to the fact that he loves both groups. However, due to his apparent anti-female sentiments, he is forbidden from being a member/ally of the Nonsexist Bunch.