Randy Marsh

Randy Marsh (born April 8, 1955) is a member of the M-san Bunch. Despite doing even more stupid shit than Chris "Bores", he was able to join. He "goes both ways", because he has a man-crush on The Bisexual Blastoise. Although mistaken for being an idiot, he condemns negative portrayal of men, since he had noticed that women are put on a higher pedestal than men and boys, esp. in Sweden and Bettyland! He's also survived testicular cancer.