Mariah Wong



Mariah “Pinky” Wong (b. September 20, 1993) is a member of both the M-san Bunch and the Nonsexist Bunch. She is also the longtime girlfriend of Ray Kon and the vice-captain of the Gaybladers. She is a playful, cheerful, bubbly kind of girl who also believes discrimination is a bad thing. However, she can get very angry and/or defensive when someone says something anti-female to her and/or other female M-san Bunch members (mind you, NOT The Kunoichi Bunch!), but equally angry/defensive when someone says something misandric to Ray and/or other male M-san Bunch members. Luckily, Ray is always there to calm her down, because once Mariah loses her temper... well, let's just say it's “not pretty”. Like Ray, she also has a large collection of beyblades that she sometimes uses as dildos. However, like Ray, she also believes that sharing them with the opposite gender would make her unfaithful to her boyfriend, so she only shares them with other women. She also has the fourth-largest lactation capacity in the M-san Bunch; she is capable of squirting up to 800 liters of milk per second (one über-excellent thing about her milk, like Miss C's, is that it contains no lactose at all, which is perfect for lactose-intolerant members). She is also the greatest animal lover in the M-san Bunch; her favorite animals are cats, but she loves dogs, tigers, lions, leopards, foxes, and wolves too. Because of her love for cats, she is very good friends with Katt Monroe, Scheherazade, Miyu Lynx, and Snicklefritz. Her other friends are OVA Belldandy, Tyson, Max, Kenny, Bankotsu, Lei Wulong, Major Bedhead, Wally Bear, and Daisy Dingo. She hates Kai Hiwatari, particularly since he is a homophobic member of Waternoose incorporated, which means he is an enemy of the Barney Bunch, who are the M-san Bunch's greatest allies, and any enemy of WI in general, is a friend of the M-san Bunch.

Mariah also serves as the secondary M-san Bunch ambassador in Bettyland. However, like Ray, she, too, often fails at convincing the Fergo/Betty Bunch to stop their aggression towards the M-san Bunch; some of the other M-san Bunch members would often ask her: “But you're a woman, won't they listen to you?” and/or “I thought that they would have allowed everyone to have their say!”; she often replies: “Ha, that's like trying to get Dick Masterson to listen to Valerie Solanas: it won't work!”.

Trivia

 * Even though she can lactate, M-san did not want to get too romantic with her, since he feels that the man of her dreams has already known her for a very long time.