Orihime Soletta

''"I'll always be there for you, my Prince Charming, my Romeo, my dear gentleman, my... who's Cleopatra's lover again?"

- Orihime to AssKicker77.''

Orihime Soletta (given name pronounced oh-ree-hee-may; born July 7, 1991) is a member of the M-san Bunch, an ally of the Nonsexist Bunch, and the wife (as of January 26, 2014) of the "Second Herr". She is a very beautiful Japanese-Italian girl who, like AssKicker, strives to rid the world of misandry (and all other forms of discrimination for that matter) and to provide philandry to men and boys everywhere, regardless of orientation. She may look like a gold-digger, but she's actually one of the nicest girl you'd ever care to meet. She is smart, kind, sassy, lots of fun to be with, and cordial to everyone she meets; some of her best friends include OVA Belldandy, Mariah Wong, and "Miss C" (she also respects the lads of The M-san Bunch, though). She is also a wonderful pianist and her music is well loved by many other M-san Bunch members; in fact, many of the other members invite her to their parties just so they can experience her magic on the piano. She is also quadrilingual and is fluent in English (U.S. and U.K versions esp.), Japanese (kawaii desu, as some may say), Italian, and German (He is fond of this "bonus"). She is also famous for cooking many delicious Italian dishes, especially her award-winning tortellini, which is beloved by "her dear gentleman". However, she is not without her greatest flaw: her somewhat dubious sense of fashion; some of the dresses she wears are so ridiculous, they wouldn't even make it as Lady GaGa's hand-me-downs (her elegance makes up for it). But other than that, she is probably the best girlfriend AssKicker could ever ask for. Even then, M-san feels glad that Orihime and AssKicker would be the duo, esp. since M-herr x OVA Belldandy is pretty much canon at this point!

Theme: "My Sweet Passion (instrumental)" from Sonic Adventure DX

Trivia

 * Her given name (Orihime) means "weaving princess" in Japanese, while her surname (Soletta) means "little sun" in Italian.