Sailor Mars

Rei Hino (pronounced ray hee-noh), more commonly known as Sailor Mars, (born April 17, 1988) is a member of both the M-san and Nonsexist Bunch and one of AssKicker77's “mates”. She joined the MsB mainly because her series, Sailor Moon, was cancelled somewhere between the late 1990's and the early 2000's, and also because her friend Serena “Usagi” Tsukino (aka Sailor Moon) became a lesbian member of the Betty Bunch. She is a beautiful, strong, and intelligent young woman who, despite being hot-blooded and somewhat bossy at times, cares deeply for her friends and does her best to help them provide philandry to society. Despite what the original Sailor Moon manga says, Sailor Mars is not a misandrist; she cares deeply for men's rights and equality, and she also believes that sexual discrimination of any kind is an abomination against humankind. She also harnesses fire-based powers, which she uses to incinerate enemies such as feminazis, leftists, and homophobes, so when M-san and the gang are under attack from, say, Leftist R Us, Mars will be there to provide extra “fire-power” for the M-san Bunch. She also uses these powers to keep trespassers and trouble-makers at bay while working as a security guard for the meetings. One of her best friends in the M-san Bunch is Ray Kon, since she often helps Ray run his restaurant Yeung's by cooking delicious meals using her flames. Some of her other friends in the M-san Bunch include the OVA Goddess trio, Mariah Wong, Miyu Lynx, Scheherazade, Lei Wulong, ROTK Guan Yu (who is her “sugar daddy”), and Haunter. She is also the arch-rival of Orihime Soletta, since the two are constantly competing to win AssKicker77's heart, although they do get along well. She is also mutual friends with Heath Burns of the Barney Bunch, since they are both obsessed with fire. When she is not busy serving as a security guard or helping Ray Kon run his restaurant, she has a full-time job running a boutique, selling stylish dresses and high-heels at a fair price. Her boutique is very popular with the MsB's female members. She is also known to lactate up to 250 liters of milk per second and gives great hand-jobs. Even though she doesn't hate M-san, she focuses on AK77 most of the time, particularly because OVA Belldandy and Katt Monroe are only loyal to M-san (despite the former being a subordinate of Daisy Dingo).

Her Theme: "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer