Lei Wulong



Lei Wulong (pronounced lay woo-long; born October 2, 1976) is a member of the M-san Bunch, the older half-brother of Ray Kon, and the chief of the M-san Bunch Law Enforcement Department. His main duties are to keep law and order in the M-san Bunch, investigate crime scenes, and arrest enemies of both the M-san and Barney Bunches (such as the Pube Gang, Waternoose Incorporated, and the Rusty Group, to name a few). He is also the greatest marital artist in the M-san Bunch and very few members can match his skill; this is of great aid to him when dealing with major enemies. However, sometimes the situation deteriorates to the point where Lei cannot defeat the enemy alone, so he relies on Yura for back-up. As an individual, Lei is a laid-back, wise-cracking sort of fellow who enjoys taking naps, watching Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies, visiting his little half-brother Ray, and playing PS3 and Wii games (he doesn't own an Xbox 360 yet, but he's thinking about it). However, he does have a major flaw; he is an extremely heavy drinker; he gets drunk from even a few bottles of booze and it makes him extremely aggressive; every bar/pub/nightclub/saloon/speakeasy he goes to ends up shutting down due to the severe lack of both furnishings and patrons. In fact, Lei's drinking habit is so bad; M-san has barred the other members from giving Lei alcoholic drinks to prevent any violence and/or destruction of property. Lei is also bisexual and quite the swinger; he has a high amount of M-san Bunch member; his "mates" include Daisy Dingo, Miyu Lynx, Scheherazade, Bankotsu, Marth, Wally Bear, and the Robonic Stooges (this may not even be half of the list!). He is also a virtuoso on the violin and his music is well loved by many of the other M-san Bunch members. The music he plays isn't classical, but rather depressing grunge songs. Sometimes, he hangs out with Kurt Cobain of the Barney Bunch for jams and duets, as well as "other stuff".

His Theme: "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf

Backstory


Before joining the M-san Bunch, Lei was a detective working for the Hong Kong police. However, he was soon fired after he was caught having "affairs" with some of the suspects and using evidence as dildos. Sad of being terminated of his job, Lei decided to drain his sorrows on liquor, but he always got kicked out of bars for starting bar fights. A few more brawls later, he received an invitation to the Seventh King of Iron Fist Tournament. However, he was disqualified after losing his first round with Marshall Law. Humiliated by this defeat, Lei returned to his normal life; drinking, fighting, getting kicked out of bars, and weeping. However, on September 2, 2013, his luck had changed; on his way to yet another bar, Lei had encountered "der Führer" (who was on a vacation to Hong Kong at the time), and "der Führer", impressed by Lei's martial art skills, offered him the chance to join the M-san Bunch, so long as he keeps a solemn vow of philandry and help rid the world of discrimination. Lei then agreed, and became a full-fledged member of the M-san Bunch. He has never felt any happier in his entire life.

Extra information
When new 18+ members, particularly female, apply to join the M-san Bunch, he earns the pleasure of testing out the breasts and butt, so that he can confirm there are no implants. Otherwise, the applying member(s) aren't allowed to join, since natural beauty is everything! Lei's body was heavily affected by drinking before joining; weaker erections, decreased libido, shrinking testicles, enlarged breasts (this one would be more embarrassing to him than, say, Bi-Char, since Lei wants to drink w/o enlarging his breasts at the same time), and most of the other drawbacks when a man is continuously drinking.