Ghost

Ghost is a member of the M-san Bunch. Don't talk about his granny, because she was a sick twisted cunt that Ghost didn't want to remember, because she raped him when he was a little boy (She died from AIDS; thanks, n_ggers! NOTE: Randy Marsh guessed the word correctly in one South Park episode. Can you guess what it is?). He's the world's gayest Texan, and his best butt buddies are his son, his boyfriend "the engineer named Ryan", Capitalist Queer, Tri$ha, Ash Hole, "Tub Guy", and the list goes on. Ghost used to host a radio broadcast called "True Capitalist Radio", but he had to discontinue it, due to pedophiles, bronies, pegasisters, trolls, butt-stalkers, transgender people, and Sponge-Bobbies/Sponge-Barbies audio-splicing his broadcasts, accusing him of being racist/Jewish/a douche-bag, and/or just fucking up his show. Despite having to live with this stressful burden, he was able to join the M-san Bunch. He also hates Christmas. His hugest enemies are Russians, Mr. 4chan Cookie, "Equestrian Citizen" (a black brony), "Ghetto Capitalist", and the Chinese (especially the Communists).