ROTK Guan Yu



ROTK Guan Yu (born June 12, 1952) is a member of the M-san Bunch. He is a bisexual clone of Guan Yu (actually, he couldn't decide whether he should be heterosexual or gay) who believes that all forms of discrimination; sexism (regardless of gender), racism (regardless of race), sexual-orientation based discrimination (regardless of sexual orientation), religious intolerance (regardless of religion), etc. are wrong. He serves as the personal bodyguard of M-san and he would fiercely defend him from, but not limited to, feminists, manginas, white knights, misandrists, homophobes, and such, even if it meant sacrificing his own life. He also keeps a sharp eye on some of the M-san Bunch's allies; must they break their vow of philandry, he will have no other choice but to hunt them down and put them out of their misery. He is very good friends with the real Guan Yu, who is a major M-san Bunch ally in the Barney Bunch. His other friends include ROTK Zhang Fei, ROTK Lu Meng, Wally Bear, Major Bedhead, and OVA Belldandy. He also thinks that feet are repulsive and should not be masturbated to (can't blame him, even though Sebrina finds feet 'hot').

His Theme: "I'll Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan