Zaku Abumi

Zaku Abumi (pronounced zah-koo ah-boo-mee), b. September 14, 1990), is a member of both the M-san Bunch and the Nonsexist Bunch, and one of AssKicker77's bodyguards/"right-hand men". He joined mainly because he wanted to spread the word of philandry to the Naruto Universe, but he also joined because he wanted to reunite with his friend Tayuya of The Nonsexist Bunch, forget about his former "team-mate" Kin Tsuchi (who is not only a lesbian member of The Betty Bunch, but also a foot-fapping, drug-addicted pedophile), and get his revenge on Sasuke Uchiha (who's in the Nega M-san Bunch) for dislocating his arms (the MsB health department restored them to a better condition, though). He is a Hidden Sound ninja who utilises the air-holes embedded into his hands to produce supersonic/ultrasonic sound-waves to (literally) blow feminists, leftists, and other enemies away. He can also use said sound-waves to deflect bullets and other projectiles, and they're even powerful enough to shatter entire boulders. However, he can get a little cocky and overconfident, believing nobody else can match his skill (it's not really surprising why the other MsB members like to prove him otherwise, since "the Bi-Lads" have the penises, der Herr and Miyu have the techniques, and OVA Belldandy has the destructive powers), but this can be forgiven, since he is extremely loyal to both M-san and Asskicker, and he doesn't bend over backwards for feminists and manginas. He is also an officer in "der Fuhrer's army", as well as a security guard and an assassin. He is also bisexual, though he greatly prefers men over women. He did have relationships with Sailor Mars and OVA Urd, but his main "mates" are Morrison (who reminds him of Choji) and The Bisexual Charizard (apparently, Zaku has a fetish for "larger-than-life" studs and man-boobs). He is also a well-known grunge/punk/ska guitarist in the MsB, and he enjoys having jam sessions with Lei Wulong. He hates feet more than anything in the world; in fact, he hates feet so much, that even the mere mention of them would make him fly into a fit of furious rage (this is why he doesn't allow Sebrina and Entei satisfaction). Because of this, he also hates the Ketchum Klan and the Benny Bunch.

He also considers himself the #1 rival of Renji Abarai, possibly since their motives for joining are somewhat similar.