User:AssKicker77

"That's just the kind of guy I am." -AssKicker77's catchphrase

AssKicker77, a.k.a. Second Herr, (real name Taylor, surname unknown; born February 20, 1991) is one of the main members of the M-san Bunch and the best brother-like friend of "Führer der M-san Bunch". He is a super-awesome humanitarian from the United Kingdom who strives to bring an end/reduce the high amount of misandry, misogyny, racism, homophobia, and other forms of discrimination in modern western society. He is also bisexual and treats both genders with the same amount of respect and love. Just like "First Herr", he is also extremely cautious about his identity, so he usually portrays himself as one of the Mortal Kombat ninjas (usually Reptile, like the picture on the right, or Rain). He is also an important ally of both the Barney Bunch and the Nonsexist Bunch, and a very good friend of ROTK Guan Yu, OVA Belldandy, and Ray Kon. His "mates" include Orihime Soletta (his wife), Sailor Mars, Original Belldandy, Mirajane Strauss, Diao Chan, Zaku Abumi, Renji Abarai, and Guan Yinping.

Extra Info:
 * Voice: Speakonia Male #1 (low-pitch) (2014 onwards)

Personality
Little is known about AssKicker77's personality, other than he is a easy-going, laid-back, thoughtful, fair-minded, tolerant, and fearless sort of individual. He believes that everyone should be equal and that discrimination of any kind is the root of all evil. However, he can get very angry and/or defensive under certain conditions (such as negative posts and/or comments about anime and/or certain video-games, sexist/racist jokes, ignorance, discrimination, most cases of misandry and/or misogyny, and many more), yet he still manages to keep both a cool head and his thoughts to himself. He is also highly intelligent and somewhat persuasive and charismatic; he is not at all afraid to voice his opinions and he is known to turn even the most extreme misandrist/misogynist into a devout philandrist/philogynist; this is what makes him an extremely popular member of the M-san Bunch. He is also a skilled swordsman and a master of the Santōryū three-sword style; he acts as the sword and shield for M-san; when M-san (or any other M-san Bunch for that matter) is under attack by, say, the Nega-M-san Bunch or Waternoose Inc., he will aways be there to drive the enemy back. He is also skilled at using almost any kind of firearm, as well as hand-and-hand combat, but these are not as effective as his swordsmanship. Nevertheless, he always aspires to do what he believes is right and just, seldom has an unkind word for anyone, and would not ignore a plea for help.

Aliases (with English translations and original language)

 * "AssKicker"
 * "AK77" (abbreviation)
 * "AK" (abbreviation)
 * "AssKicker-san" (Mister/Mr. AssKicker, Japanese)
 * "AssKicker-herr" (Lord/Master/Gentleman/Mister/Mr. AssKicker, German)
 * "AssKicker-dono" (Lord/Master AssKicker, Japanese)
 * "AK-san" (Mister/Mr. AK, Japanese)
 * "AK-herr" (Lord/Master/Gentleman/Mister/Mr. AK, German)
 * "AK-dono" (Lord/Master AK, Japanese)
 * "77-san" (Mister/Mr. 77, Japanese)
 * "77-herr" (Lord/Master/Gentleman/Mister/Mr. 77, German)
 * "77-dono" (Lord/Master 77, Japanese)
 * "Taylor-san" (Mister/Mr. Taylor, Japanese)
 * "Taylor-herr" (Lord/Master/Gentleman/Mister/Mr. Taylor, German)
 * "Taylor-dono" (Lord/Master Taylor, Japanese)
 * "Second Herr" (Second Lord/Master/Gentleman, German)
 * "Der Vice-Führer" (The Vice-Leader, German)
 * "M-san Bunch no Fuku-Shocho" (pro. m-saun bunch no foo-koo show-cho) (The Vice-Leader/Chief/Head/Boss/Commander of the M-san Bunch, Japanese)
 * "Der Zweite Herr" (pro. der zvigh-tuh here/hair) (The Second Lord/Master/Gentleman, German)
 * "Nidai Dono" (pro. nee-dye doh-noh) (The Second Lord/Master, Japanese)
 * KickAss52 (his previous Wikia account)
 * KickAss91 (his Fallout 3/New Vegas/Skyrim Nexus account)
 * "Bello Amichetto" (Beautiful Boyfriend, Italian) (by Orihime Soletta; pre-wedding)
 * "Bello Marito" (Beautiful Husband/Man/Partner, Italian) (by Orihime Soletta; post-wedding)

Accomplishments/Achievements

 * Killed Danny Cat (Danny Cat revived by Sawyer Cat, Maid Marian, Nega-Drew Pickles, Johnny Bravo, Screw Pickles and Courtney love)
 * Killed Maid Marian (Maid Marian is a goddess enemy)
 * Sealed away Arachne's powers (he sacrificed his own life in the process, but was later revived by OVA Belldandy)

Friends/Allies/Family

 * "First Herr" (best friend)
 * Orihime Soletta (wife)
 * Jubei Yagyu (mentor)
 * Lord Voldemort (of the Barney Bunch) (mentor)
 * Konohamaru Sarutobi (apprentice)
 * Cinderellachu
 * Renji Abarai
 * Zaku Abumi
 * Robin Hood (this guy is also a Barney Bunch member)
 * ROTK Guan Yu
 * OVA Belldandy
 * Ray Kon
 * Mariah Wong
 * Bankotsu
 * Sailor Mars
 * Mirajane Strauss
 * Yura
 * Miyu Lynx
 * Ichigo Kurosaki
 * Sawyer Cat (1/19/2014 onwards)
 * Lei Wulong (despite Lei's alcoholism being an annoyance to him)
 * Mara (post-Arachnophobia)
 * Bertie (post-Arachnophobia)
 * Zhen Ji (post-Arachnophobia)
 * Diao Chan (post-Arachnophobia)
 * Lee Wong (Mariah's brother)
 * Kevin Cheng
 * Dan Hibiki
 * Makoto Shishio (despite his "disturbing" fire fetish)
 * Ondolemar (despite him being a former Thalmor Justiciar)
 * Major Bedhead
 * Wally Bear
 * The Robonic Stooges
 * Momo Hinamori
 * Zabuza Momochi
 * Cai Wenji
 * Dakuan
 * Parasect (despite Parasect's pot addiction)
 * Original Belldandy (post-Fergo/Betty Bunch)
 * Sita (post-Fergo/Betty Bunch)
 * Kokoro (post-Fergo/Betty Bunch)
 * Guan Yinping (post-Fergo/Betty Bunch)
 * Emporio Ivankov (TVLF)
 * Jakotsu (TVLF)
 * Zhang He (TVLF)
 * Saggi
 * Drew Pickles (despite Drew's lack of nonsexism)
 * Guan Yu (Barney Bunch)

Enemies (including deceased enemies)

 * Arachne (previous arch-enemy)
 * Danny Cat (current arch-enemy)
 * Sawyer Cat (until 1/19/2014; her status is likely closer to neutral by now, because she did embrace philandry, along with work as a waitress)
 * Maid Marian (immortality ranks her very high, along with lacking philandry; being married to Danny Cat doesn't help, of course)
 * Fatty Bear
 * Pube Muppet
 * Betty DeVille
 * Satan
 * Zavok (even though he died via fatality, Zavok is now a ghost; we know who to call)
 * Nega-Drew Pickles
 * Yogi Bear (actually, AK has a neutral opinion on him, but he's still listed as an enemy just for the sake of simplicity)
 * Huckleberry Hound (see Yogi Bear)
 * Mox Pennis (AK hates him the most out of Leftists R Us)
 * Sayoko Mishima
 * Johnny Bravo
 * The Straight King
 * Nefera de Nile
 * The Phantom
 * Ravana (AK hates him the most out of the Nega-Barney Bunch, mostly due to his male chauvinism)
 * Hayden Panettiere
 * Diao Chan (Arachnophobia)
 * Millie Tant, who "doesn't get it"
 * The Fergo/Betty Bunch
 * The Nega-Barney Bunch
 * XD Company
 * The Benny Bunch
 * Leftist R Us
 * Waternoose Incorporated
 * Arachnophobia
 * Grover's Gay Gang
 * The Ku Klux Klan
 * Talon Company
 * The Thalmor (AK especially hates their half-assed "elven supremacy" ideas)
 * Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
 * Arturo Plateado
 * Grand Fisher (from Bleach) (he tried to eat Orihime's soul)
 * Sexists (both misandrists and misogynists)
 * Racists of any kind
 * Homophobes and/or anti-bisexuals of any kind
 * Fortune Teller Baba (not exactly an enemy, but AK still wants to get his revenge on her for ripping him off)

Themes

 * His Main Theme
 * His Battle Theme
 * His "Mating" Theme

Quotes

 * "That's just the kind of guy I am." -his catchphrase
 * "My soul burns with the flame of philandry."
 * "Feel the power of the Santoryu Three-Sword Style!"
 * "Aw, rats' cocks!" -his usual exclamation of frustration
 * "To rid the world of discrimination and make it a better place for everyone; that is the purpose of my strength."
 * "This is an outrage! How dare those feminists accuse us of being misogynists! We don't hate women; we just hate misandry!" -AK after the Sheriff joined. This might have also been said when Salem rejoined as well.
 * "First Herr, I will do everything to assist our righteous cause, even if it costs me my life!" -to M-san
 * "I shall protect you, no matter what!" -to M-san
 * "Come on, Dono, feel free to tell us about that experience!" -to M-san. This was after First Herr's five-way with four other members.
 * "I'm always there for you, and you're always there for me. Indeed, we are true friends." -to M-san
 * "Don't put yourself at great risk, M-dono! Let me deal with this sick bastard!" -to M-san about Fatty Bear
 * "Didn't we just do that 8 hours ago? Besides, all you do is drink!" -to Lei Wulong
 * "Mark-dono is a lucky guy to have a girl like you. It would be impossible for you to be anything less than kind, caring, and beautiful!" -to OVA Belldandy
 * "Well... I suppose one hand job wouldn't hurt." -to Miss C, who is technically an anthropomorphic Blastoise. Thank goodness Ms. C doesn't charge money!
 * "Well, you certainly got stronger since last time, but you won't defeat me so easily!" -to Zaku Abumi while sparring
 * "I must admit, you put up a pretty good fight. I'll look foward to our next training session." -to Zaku Abumi
 * "The tortellini you made last night was delicious. I would love to sample your cooking again sometime." -to Orihime Soletta
 * "I love you, Orihime. I could never wish for a better girlfriend than you. I'm so glad we're getting married soon." -to Orihime Soletta
 * "I don't want to fight you, but you have left me with no other choice! Prepare yourself!" -to an enemy
 * "For the sake of philandry, I shall oppose you! Prepare yourself!" -to an enemy
 * "Usually, I hate to beat up a woman, but your vile and disgusting behavior had led me to no other option!" -to Maid Marian
 * "Danny Cat... your death will be at my hand! I shall allow nobody else that satisfaction!" -to Danny Cat
 * "You're going nowhere, you damn cat! Prepare to die!" -to Danny Cat
 * "You're dead! But I'll say this for your sake; of all the ones I've met, you were the nastiest, the most idiotic, and the most annoying cat ever!" -to Danny Cat
 * "Over so soon? Really, that was a disappointment!" -to Maid Marian after defeating her.
 * "First you slapped OVA Belldandy and made her cry, then you called Orihime a "cheap whore", and now you threaten to beat up Drew Pickles... I think you're a 4-star bitch!" -to Sayoko Mishima
 * "Are you going to apologise to OVA Belldandy, or am I going to let the Sheriff have his fun?" -to Sayoko Mishima
 * "Go ahead, Sheriff, chop her head off. You have my full permission, just this once." -to the Sheriff of Nottingham about Sayoko Mishima.
 * "Good work, though you went a little overboard with the skull-fucking." -to the Sheriff
 * "Beating down an innocent woman, just for the sake of misogyny; is that what you spent all those years building your strength for? My honest opinion: you're worthless!" -to Zavok, while defending Mariah Wong. This occurrence was NOT white-knighting, since an M-san Bunch member(s) could have been dead!
 * "Everything's going to be OK, Mariah-chan. Zavok isn't going to bother you anymore." -to Mariah Wong after saving her from Zavok, who died of a "fatality".
 * "No! Elven supremacy is a lie! Equality is the real truth! If you don't understand that, then you cannot survive as a race!" -to Thalmor Justiciars
 * "Go ahead and surrender. I'll let you off the hook this time, but next time, I won't be so forgiving." -to a defeated enemy
 * "Hatred is a crime against humanity... but the human heart can both forgive, and atone for such acts. Come, cast away your misandry and embrace the warmth of philandry." -to a defeated enemy
 * "Darn it! It seems not even cremating Danny Cat is enough to stop him!"
 * "Damn it, we're trapped! Yura, see if you could find a way out of here." -AK trusting Yura to find an exit(s) through a challenging obstacle.
 * "Zaku, you take the guys on the right. Renji, the ones on the left are all yours. Yura and I will deal with this sick motherfucker ourselves!"
 * "Mark-dono... (coughs) forgive me..." -AK dying after sacrificing himself to seal away Arachne's powers. Thankfully, OVA Belldandy revived him afterward.
 * "You hate men, yet you look like a man; aren't you being a little hypocrital?" -to Millie Tant
 * "We are not misogynists; we're simply defending men's rights from feminists and misandrists such as yourself! You... you just don't get it, do you?" -to Millie Tant
 * "(laughs) Don't worry, Drew, I'm sure there's plenty of guys here who would be more than happy to have gay sex with you! Maybe you could ask Jousuke if he would like to burn your donut." -to Drew Pickles