Renji Abarai

Renji Abarai (pronounced ren-jee ah-bah-righ; born August 31, 1989) is a member of both the M-san Bunch and the Nonsexist Bunch, and the first Soul Reaper to join the MsB (with Shunsui Kyoraku being the second). He serves as a trooper for "der Führer's army" as well as a security guard for the MsB's meetings. Though he can be brash, hot-headed, and downright arrogant at times, he cares deeply for both his friends and his "Führer", and he is willing to fight, kill, and/or die to ensure their safety and to further their cause of providing philandry. He joined the M-san Bunch, mainly because he felt that the quality of the anime he starred in (Bleach) has deteriorated to the point where it officially "jumped the shark", and also because his "friend" Rukia Kuchiki has not only became a lesbian, but has also been physically, verbally, and mentally abusing him. Renji decided joined the MsB so he could convince Tite Kubo to return Bleach to its former glory and to snap Rukia out of her misandrist delusions, in addition to ridding Soul Society of misandry, misogyny, and/or discrimination in general. He is also known to be bisexual swinger and has had relationships with Ichigo Kurosaki (who is currently training to be a member of the MsB), [[Sailor Mars, Bankotsu, Ray Kon (though it was only brief), Daisy Dingo, Falco Lombardi, OVA Urd, and The Bisexual Blastoise (M x Renji has been rumored, though.). Renji once tried to get a job as a pimp, but he soon went bust due to his lack of success. However, he is a successful grunge singer/guitarist, and his songs are popular with the MsB and the Barney Bunch. He even hangs out with Lei Wulong, Robin Hood, and Kurt Cobain for jam sessions. In addition to being a grunge star, he is also a well-known eyewear designer; his designs for sunglasses are popular in Japan and the United Kingdom, but have found very little success in the United States and Soul Society. He is also a fan of futsal (a sport similar to soccer/football) and has tried to form a futsal team for the MsB. Again, he had little success in doing so. It was once rumored that he was a footser, but this was soon proven to be false when Renji said that he finds feet "downright disgusting and should be left alone". Because of this, he also has a great disdain for the Ketchum Klan and the Benny Bunch.