Discord



Discord is a pimp among the M-san Bunch. You see, he attempts to earn more 'poon' than Spirit (his rival) would have already had. He does this, since he hates the "FML" trio; feminazis, misandrists, and lesbians. He also joined, because he hates Twilight Sparkle's lack of philandry for men and boys. He's also been the punching bag of Princess Celestia, both of which are Betty Bunch klanswomen who generally hate males of all species. Luckily, Discord's 'chocolate rain' and chocolate milk (lactated or not) have 0% lactose, which is of course an excellent thing to know. He is also very bisexual, and mains at most sex positions that don't involve anal penetration. His main mates are Bi-Allah, Bi-Choke, Seductive Weavile and Pinkie Pie, but his 100,000 mile long cock also gets used by Spirit, who is his rival in the pimping non-canine/non-human competition (The most canine/human pimping success: Danny Dingo and Mirajane Strauss, respectively.) He's also the only M-san Bunch member to lactate chocolate milk, although his quantity is rather large inside his compact AA-cup bust, while the 'chocolate rain' lasts for about 50 minutes per 2 hours.

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