Tao



Tao Pai Pai (born February 6, 1950) is a member of the M-san Bunch, a former member of the Barney Bunch, and one of M-san's right-hand men. He is a gay Chinese assassin who murders manginas, homophobes, and women (outside of the M-san Bunch) when ordered to (with the latter-most being the most rewarding for Tao). However, he still serves as Drew Pickles' bodyguard, and he is always there to protect Drew from enemies such as the Pube Muppet, Fatty Bear, Hayden Panettiere, Dr. Neo Cortex, Danny Cat, and many more (oddly, this resembles the First & Second Herr 'relationship', respectively). His best "mates" from The Barney Bunch are General Blue, Vegeta, Frieza, Android 17, and Majin Buu. In case you're wondering, he still isn't too comfortable about being around women, nor does he plan on having sexual/romantic feelings for them. OVA Urd still fantasizes about the log that he rides on quickly jamming her 15" deep cunt. But since Tao knows about her perverted shenanigans, he avoids her via teleportation, so that she doesn't receive satisfaction from him and/or "The Log".

Theme: Fo's Theme from Battle Arena Toshinden