Bi-Allah

This bisexual Alakazam (b. November 8, 1992), who goes by the alias "Bi-Allah" when "The Bisexual Alakazam" isn't enough, is a member of the M-san Bunch. You see, this lad is completely different from the other Bi-Lads, because he is a pimp who loves men, even though he is especially fond of masochistic/pain-loving women. The reason; he enjoys pimp-slapping a (naughty) woman when she misbehaves. He also excels in tit-fucking women with his muscular, "intact" 1 meter penis, which isn't too shabby. Forget those razor blades, Sita loves being naughty! He is also in control of his orgasm 24/7, and trades penis size for this element that the other Bi-Lads can only dream of having (their orgasms are more rapid and less controllable).

His main mates are M-san's Pokemon (I am sure you might know them by now), Sita, A Pimp Named Slickback, sometimes Hild and Miyu Lynx when all three are having a threesome, and ANY woman who wants to be his masochistic fuck-buddy, due to being challenged by most non-masochists and actually being the first lactating and bisexual Muslim to join. Will he be acknowledged as a worthy adversary, or be stereotyped as a barbaric terrorist? Additionally, he is the sixth Pokemon who was trained by M-san, thus sparking even MORE controversy among the M-san Bunch. Tolerance of religion can be possible, but very difficult to achieve. Also, he is extremely defensive over all of the other M-san Bunch members, including those who challenge him! His ultimate goal is to be a peaceful Muslim, but major M-san Bunch enemies who threaten to kill his master boil his blood, fueling his hatred more than his desired goal. Plus, penis size means nothing to him, since one meter is long enough for him. Like Salem, he isn't too fond of Hilda and Sabrina Spellman, but he respects Zelda Spellman's maturity among the three (unlike Salem, who hates all three). Plus, Bi-Allah tends to get quickly provoked by the mere mention of "sexism against women, War on Women, other PC-friendly horseshit, etc.", so his uncle is there to calm him down, since Bi-Allah is still going after the political left, who he hates more than women's rights activists of ANY kind, regardless of which group they're in. Due to this, he has been even more challenged by some, most of whom are among other M-san Bunch branches. So if you say something like "Girl power, lulz.", "Where are the women in (insert male>female ratio-based group here, i.e. Barney Bunch)?", "You (don't) hate women, right?", "She's got a vajayjay, let her go!", and/or "I'm a pro-choice feminist, yay me!" in even the most obviously sarcastic way, chances are you won't be alive when he's done with you, since those who provoke him, and do something extremely taboo (like spew misandry) in his eyes, never live to know not to fuck with him. When enemies are imprisoned, he sometimes gets to be their captor. His psychic abilities, including telepathy, are the second best among the M-san Bunch, only beaten by Mewtwo (Project M). One important thing to note: he really hates Braixen of The Ketchum Klan, because her foot fetish disgusts him. Unsurprisingly, he hates Waternoose Incorporated, The Betty Bunch, The Kunoichi Bunch, The Ketchum Klan and The Benny Bunch

Bust size: about C-cup.

His themes:

 * When he isn't having sex nor seducing, but rather meditating (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Fire Temple (1st version)
 * When he is seducing others with his muscular, "intact" penis
 * The Prodigy - Hot Ride (instrumental, when having sex with men)
 * The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (when having sex with women)