Jesse Wheeler



Jesse Wheeler (b. September 8, 1965) is a member of the M-san Bunch. He joined, because he was barred from most of New Domino City after attempting to become the gayest man in New Domino City, and ended up going as far as skull-fucking men and having a gore fetish (he loves slaughtering women who try leeching off of him, seducing him, or even being near him)! Therefore, he is the only M-san Bunch member to have a gore fetish, along with being the only homosexual skull-fucker (as noted in the past; the Sheriff is bisexual). Despite the fact that he only skull-fucks males, he was almost barred from joining, but got to join, as long as he mastered fire-based projectiles (i.e. flammable, burning arrows; firearms with specialized bullets that burn through an enemy's body, etc.) whenever non-MSB/LKK/NSB women appear. He is also extremely gory when battling females, because he's gay, and also does not want to taint his mind with women who bring nothing to his and/or the M-san Bunch's table (for male enemies, it's usually a fatal skull-fucking, and later cremating the body, since he enjoys fire). He only has The Sheriff of Nottingham for a mate, but he gets along with Nightmare Rarity, who is the only female member he is willing to consistently talk with (both of them aren't always well-received due to having more philandry than philogyny, with the latter obviously being optional among the M-san Bunch, and the former being über mandatory; otherwise affiliation would be impossible). Jesse may skull-fuck males, but he is still tame compared to the Humongous Bunch, who will do anything to a male. Technically, Jesse' list of manginas/women he wants to skull-fuck and kill (respectively) is always increasing, since he hates the pedophiles, gold-digging cunts, and misandrists who get away scot-free (especially those who are still alive)!