Member "Guidelines"

Members tend to have a certain morale, which sometimes ends up being a standard. A few examples:
 * You can't be a member/ally of Leftists R Us, Danny Cat, the Ku Klux Klan, Arachnophobia, Waternoose Inc. Man Boobz, a feminist, or a mangina/white knight.
 * Hate men? Then scram, since we condemn misandry!
 * For the love of God, no lesbians; they're too far on the left!
 * Be honest with us, otherwise you'll pull an OVA Skuld.
 * If you cannot tolerate conservatives or accurate statistics, you're probably better off at Leftists R Us.
 * It's OK to be heterosexual, but please don't condemn homosexuality.
 * It's OK to be gay, but please don't condemn heterosexuality.
 * It's OK to be a furry and/or have a lactation fetish, but keep your pedophilia, lolicon, shotacon, and diapers away from us you sick fucks!
 * Embracing philandry is why our female members are still breathing.
 * Looking for people who accept transvestites? Us, along with Transvestite Liberation Front, are willing to support you.
 * Have a religion? Sorry, we don't want a shitty reputation due to batshit insane extremists.
 * What you bring to the table will be the most important factor, not your sex or race.
 * No sexual viruses (i.e. STDs, STIs, etc.). Hung if even one is found.
 * Like dubstep and/or electronic music? /\>_</\ WHY?!
 * You must be age 18 or older.
 * Hate Cultural Marxism, Communism, Socialism, Leftism, and Liberalism? Excellent, you're on your side, an a guaranteed ally!
 * No implants? Perfect, your beauty is NATURAL, the way it should be!
 * Were you amputated, but now have a replacement limb(s)? We might be able to assist you.
 * Generally, you can't be (previously) from the Rusty Group and/or Nega-Fergo Bunch.
 * (Extra credit for women who want to be erotic elegance) Do your hands cover less than half of your breasts and/or butt? If so, see Lei, so that we know they're the real deal!
 * (Extra credit for anthro/human males/females) Can you lactate and/or self-breastfeed/self-suckle/self-nurse? Outstanding, please get that bust dripping!
 * (Extra credit for men who want to be erotic/swell lads) Does part of your penis stick out during sexual intercourse? Get the 'soldier' ready, young man!
 * (Extra credit) Do you get turned on by both males and females, or happen to be bisexual?
 * (Extra credit) The less offspring, the better!