Mirajane Strauss

''"Sure, they're larger than mine, but I bet she can't lactate faster than me!"

- Mariah Wong regarding Mirajane's breasts.''

Mirajane Strauss (pronounced me-rah-jane), or Mira (pronounced me-rah) for short, (born November 4, 1989) is a member of the M-san Bunch, an ally (sometimes "substitute member") of the Nonsexist Bunch, and a former member of the Fairy Tail mage's guild (actually, she's still a member of Fairy Tail, but her guild membership has remained dormant since she joined the M-san Bunch). She is (usually) a sweet, loving, and caring girl who seeks to rid the world of sexual discrimination and to provide more philandry to the Fairy Tail guild, since she believes the guild has became somewhat "female-dominated" due to the larger number of female members. Despite her rather ditzy-looking appearance, Mira's actually a smart cookie; she is a master of various types of magic, especially shape-shifting magic, which is particularly useful for the M-san Bunch, since she can disguise herself as an enemy and infiltrate enemy territory without arousing suspicion. She especially enjoys shape-shifting into a man so she can trick Drew Pickles and other Barney Bunch members into having sex with her. She is also quite strong and is more than capable of handling herself during a fight. She also has one of the largest pairs of breasts in the M-san Bunch, measuring at a whopping 450 miles long. However, she cannot lactate as much as most of the other milk-maids (including Katt, who infamously lactates far less than some of the other milk-maids). She is also an important ally of the NSB since she sometimes serves as the stand-in for Sailor Mars when Mars is ill or busy with another engagement. Despite her innocent demeanor, Mira does have a dark side; when she feels threatened or when the M-san Bunch and/or NSB is under attack, she can transform into a powerful and ferocious demoness that will not stop until every enemy in sight is destroyed. However, she is sometimes know to turn on her comrades in this form, but thankfully, she rarely does this. She is also a "pimpette" and a business rival of Danny Dingo, who ties with her elegant success (both of them are the best of their gender, apparently). She is also a surprisingly good cook and she enjoys cooking at Ray Kon's restaurant. Speaking of Ray Kon, Mira has a huge crush on him and dreams of becoming his "mate", but she knows that it is not possible, since Mariah Wong is Ray's girlfriend. Her other "crushes" include M-herr, AssKicker77, and Bankotsu. She is also a good friend of OVA Belldandy and Daisy Dingo (despite being a business rival of the latter's brother). She is also a well-known singer in the M-san Bunch.