The Sheriff of Nottingham



The Sheriff of Nottingham is a member of the M-san Bunch. Although infamous for being a sick fuck (due to skull-fucking and necrophilia), he is one of Robin Hood's mates. There are some major drawbacks that hinder him from being liked by most members.


 * He only has sex with women after they're dead and/or decapitated, but the head-slicing is only performed on females outside of the M-san/Nonsexist Bunch. Otherwise he would get hung for killing an M-san/Nonsexist Bunch member.
 * He is the only skull-fucker among the M-san Bunch. Again, he only does this with females outside of the M-san Bunch.
 * When he has sex with men, he never skull-fucks them, nor does he slice their head off.
 * For male enemies, he just digs his claws into their chest and rips their heart out. Still not as bad as being skull-fucked, right?
 * For lesbians, he forces his 1 million mile long cock through their eye socket (the first-degree skull-fucking he gives only to lesbians), slams the body on the ground hard enough to shatter the bones, cause massive bleeding everywhere, and/or dislocate all limbs, snaps their necks, and proceeds with the skull-fucking, and forces them to live through this until they stop moving and decease for good (this was why he was so controversial when he first joined: no necrophiliacs or skull-fuckers were among the group).

He also has a shop full of sex toys provided by Danny Dingo, one of his mates. The store is located in Drewland, since he felt that it's not all about doughnut-burning glory among the M-san Bunch. He also joined "Der Führer's Army", so that he can skull-fuck as many female enemies as possible. That, and try to wipe out the whole Nega M-san Bunch, except for Ticci-Toby. His claws and fangs are extremely sharp, so he never wants to perform fellatio.

His Theme: "Seek & Destroy" by Metallica