Makoto Shishio

Makoto Shishio (pro. mah-koh-toh shee-shee-oh; born August 18, 1974) is a member of the M-san Bunch, one of AssKicker77's bodyguards, and a high-ranking officer in "Der Führer's army". He initially joined the M-san Bunch to get his revenge on Kenshin Himura (who's now a member of the Lucario League) after his series (Rurouni Kenshin) had been cancelled. However, shortly after he joined, he has found a new purpose in life and has sworn a vow to help M-san and company provide philandry to troubled men and boys everywhere, and to fight the evils of misandry and leftism. Though he can be extremely ruthless and downright cruel to his enemies, he is extremely loyal towards both Herrs, and is always willing to fight, kill, and/or die for the sake of their cause; he is the kind of man who would slit his own stomach before he breaks his vow of loyalty. He is the fourth greatest swordsman in the Bunch (behind "Second Herr", ROTK Guan Yu, and Shunsui Kyoraku) and his strength and speed surpasses even that of Jousuke Udono. In addition to his great strength, speed, agility, and durability, he also boasts exceptional intelligence, and is known to be a great strategist; his carefully-planned strategies and tactics helped the M-san Bunch win many of their battles against Danny Cat, Waternoose Incorporated, Arachnophobia, etc.. Out of all the M-san Bunch's enemies, Shishio hates the Betty Bunch the most; there is nothing in the entire world he hates more than lesbians; when he sees a pair of lesbians, he would set fire to their tits and vaginas before proceeding to decapitate them with his katana, "Mugenjin" (pro. moo-gen-jeen; meaning "Unlimited Blade"), which has a saw-like blade and is often covered in burning oil. In fact, even the mere mention of the word "lesbian" or any of its synonyms/slang terms (e.i. "dyke", "lesbo", "carpet muncher", etc.) boil his blood. This characteristic is also seen in Katt Monroe, who banned most forms of cunnilingus, except auto-cunnilingus (she also doesn't take kindly to lesbians either, because she doesn't want her "kitty/ies stroked, touched, etc. by another female).

He also has a fire fetish, and there is nothing he enjoys more than setting his 80-mile long cock on fire, and masturbating to the excruciating pain of the extreme heat. He was so obsessed with fire, that he had badly burned himself. Luckily, the M-san Bunch Health Dept. revived him, but the burns had left his whole body horribly scarred. Because of this, he wears bandages around his entire body. But even after the incident, he still enjoys setting his dick on fire. He is also a master of self-fellatio, and he thoroughly enjoys giving himself slurpy blowjobs, especially in front of the other MsB members. In fact, he evens performs it on stage at the M-san Bunch Nightclub! However, due to his fire fetish, his list of "mates" is somewhat diminutive; his only "mates" are Sailor Mars, Hild, and Haunter, the only three M-san Bunch members who understand his fetish. Somehow, his penis recovers very quickly to the burn(s), but most other areas of his body remain "scarred and crispy".

His Theme: "Fire" by Arthur Brown