Jousuke Udono

Jousuke Udono (pro. joe-skay oo-doh-noh; born May 6, 1978) is a member of the M-san Bunch and a trooper in "Der Führer's Army". He used to be a member of the Kouga (pro. koh-gah) ninja clan, but he was kicked, because he kept lactating all over Kagerou, Okoi, and Saemon Kisaragi, and also because Danjou Kouga, the leader of the Kouga Clan, saw Jousuke's chronic lactation problem as a major nuisance. Jousuke then joined the M-san Bunch when he heard that they accept people with lactaton fetishes, that they don't look down on lactating men, and that they don't see chronic lactation as a problem, since milkmaids have breasts pumps provided by Danny Dingo, who also happens to lactate. Jousuke is a friendly, good-humored kind of fellow (though he can be immature and perverted at times) who always looks out for his friends and makes sure that they are safe. Though usually peace-loving and harmless, when he is being provoked or when his friends in the MsB are under attack, he becomes completely transformed and fights with the ferocity of a raging demon. He is one of the strongest members of the MsB, and is capable of lifting up an SUV and hurling it 50 feet into the air with very little effort. Very few enemies are able to match his immense physical strength. Surprisingly for a tub of lard, he is also one of fastest and most agile MsB members (though obviously not as fast as Classic Sonic), and is easily capable of outrunning his enemies and dodging bullets and other projectiles at neck-breaking speed. He even has the ability to float in the air by inflating himself like a balloon (he has to inhale really hard to pull this off). However, he can be downright dumb at times, but what he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in strength and agility. Also, despite being a ninja, he is certainly not a man of subtlety, since his massive size makes it fairly easy for enemies to spot him. He also has one of the largest and curviest asses out of the MsB studs (only beaten by The Bisexual Charizard), as well as the largest pair of testicles, weighing at a whopping 65 tons, and capable of ejaculating 600 gallons of semen per second. However, despite his massive bollocks (bollocks; a British slang term for testicles), Jousuke's penis is quite small in comparison to some male M-san Bunch members (he started at 2.5 feet, and gains 22.5 feet every 15 minutes, which adds up to 2,160 feet a day!), measuring at least 4/5 of a mile what he started at (it's still growing larger, thanks to his "training" with The Bisexual Blastoise, who is a professional at natural penile enlargement). The Bisexual Blastoise's PE training has been the most successful with Udono, whose penis grows over 1/3 of a mile each day! But his main attraction is his enormous T-cup bust, capable of lactating up to an astonishing 3,500 liters of milk per second, which is the fastest rate of anyone. His main mates are most of the other milkmaids (of both genders), The Bisexual Blastoise (who has had the best training results with him), and Miyu Lynx.

Because of the acceptance for erotic lactation (preferably heterosexual and/or bisexual), he enjoys hosting bisexual breastfeeding orgies with the other milkmaids of the MsB (esp. Mirajane Strauss, Kokoro, and Bi-Char, even though most female milkmaids are heterosexuals, or predominantly heterosexual).

His theme: "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic