Events (fictional version): The Wedding of AssKicker77 and Orihime Soletta

The Wedding of AssKicker77 and Orihime Soletta is an event that is planned for two very special members of the M-san Bunch on January 26, 2014. The ceremony will take place at the M-san Bunch Conference Centre/Center at 8:30 AM. The "catch" (similar to that of 1st M-san Bunch Xmas Party): 50% male and 50% female, along with no alcoholic drinks.

Who will be attending the wedding?

 * The Groom: The "Second Herr"
 * The Bride: Orihime Soletta
 * The Best Man/Ring Bearer: The "First Herr" (Although weddings aren't his thing, those who mean so much to him will motivate him to be there for them.)
 * The Bridesmaids: Mirajane Strauss and Sailor Mars
 * The Justice of the Peace: Shunsui Kyoraku
 * The Guests:
 * OVA Belldandy
 * ROTK Guan Yu
 * Katt Monroe
 * Danny Dingo
 * Daisy Dingo
 * Miyu Lynx
 * The Blastoise Duo
 * The Charizard Duo
 * The Mixed Duo
 * Ray Kon
 * Mariah Wong
 * Renji Abarai
 * Yura
 * Gary Oak
 * Zaku Abumi
 * OVA Urd
 * Original Belldandy
 * Jousuke Udono
 * Robin Hood (even though he also is in the Barney Bunch)
 * Drew Pickles (despite Drew being far from nonsexist)
 * Lady Kluck
 * Emporio Ivankov
 * TheNintendofan1209 (even though it has no gender)
 * Bankotsu
 * Tsumugi Kotobuki
 * Seductive Lucario, who is technically genderless.
 * Johnny Thunder
 * Sawyer Cat, who is an exception (the wedding video will explain why).

Who's not invited at all?

 * Danny Cat, despite what had happened to him
 * Maid Marian (biggest cunt in all of history)
 * Any Feminists/White Knights/Manginas
 * Any Lesbians
 * Pawyer Cat
 * Johnny Bravo
 * Nega Drew Pickles
 * Ravana
 * Nefera de Nile
 * Mario
 * Screw Pickles
 * Hayden Panettiere
 * Anyone from the Betty/Fergo Bunch
 * Anyone from The Benny Bunch
 * Anyone from The Pube Gang
 * Anyone who is affiliated with Waternoose Incorporated as of Jan. 20, 2014.
 * Anyone from The Censored Bunch
 * Anyone from The Girlsored Bunch
 * Anyone from Leftists R Us
 * Anyone from Grover's Gay Gang
 * Anyone from the Ketchum Klan
 * Vixey
 * Led Zepplin
 * KISS
 * Satan
 * Anyone from the Hanna-Barbera Bunch
 * Any Ripoffs
 * Any Misandrists
 * Yogi Bear
 * Huckleberry Hound
 * Fatty Bear
 * Arachne (technically, she is immortal, which is really dangerous: but, her misandry fuels her magic, which has been permanently disabled; thus, her misandry is even more pointless)