Alakazam

Alakazam (b. January 1949) is a member of the M-san Bunch. You see, he could technically be the Conehead Groom of said Bunch, since he serves as the M-san Bunch's rabbi, which may not be too necessary. He also serves as the financial manager, since First Herr has quite an amount of governing to do, along with staying updated about who's who, enemies that are still a threat, etc. Alakazam is also the gayest Jewish Pokemon in the universe, but the homophobes at Nintendo censored the super swell Star of David from his forehead, thus essentially pulling a 4Kids (pulling a 4Kids means to make an edit that wasn't called for, like replacing rice balls with doughnuts, sandwiches, etc.). He is also one of the only members who has an intact "soldier", and can truly oppose male genital mutilation (he finds "circumcision" to be an understatement, and hearing that word gets him angered enough to snap many leftists' necks). His main butt buddy is the Conehead Groom of The Barney Bunch. His 'nephew', The Bisexual Alakazam, is not Jewish, and also "intact". They also oppose incest, which is also opposed by most M-san Bunch members. Additionally, he's responsible for Pokemon Bank.